No bots, no agencies, no mystery. Just a man in Cape Town who's slightly better at texting than he deserves to be.
Five things to say something about
Every prompt below exists for one reason: to give her something easy to reply to. That's the whole game. A yes/no question gets a yes or a no. A prompt like these gets a story.
Bio, pre-written per app
Different apps have different cultures. A Hinge bio that works on Tinder reads like a LinkedIn post. Copy the right one, don't improvise.
Where, if you're in a hurry
Where to be, in this order
Ranked for the Mother City, casual, English, women. Don't install all four on day one — Tinder and Hinge first, add the rest once the profile is right.
Pricing: SA App Store, August 2026. Rankings: Similarweb + Statista, 2026. Apps change their pricing constantly — check the real number in the app.